Broadmoor Hospital - Crowthorne

Vicki S

A long, long time ago, a family member stayed here, I was 3 years old and that was 36 years ago. He loved it that much that he stayed for a good 20 years. I don’t know how he afforded it because he had no income. I think they provided him the accommodation for free and even gave him a job there which he got paid for. He was given his own room which had everything he needed. They gave him pills which gave him the best nights sleep ever. Something happened to him here because he’d often be like a zombie but he was ok with it, because everybody else was too, he didn’t feel judged at all.
I’ve heard that he’s changed his surname and wrote a lot of poetry books which we told everyone he published. I’ve heard He also chases his friends around the corridors on his unicorn and talks very fondly about his neighbours. However I have heard that a lot of them think they have connections with Jesus Christ and the devil. But that is ok, because Jesus always needed a unicorn so it was a perfect situation.

I wish I could rate this more than 5 stars because everything they have given him has been above satisfactory. Free food, accommodation, friends for life and a rise in self confidence because he was never judged. What more could anybody ask for.

I did try to book a room but they wouldn’t let me stay at the time as they said they needed a referral from my next of kin. They are still waiting for my family members unicorn to contact them.

Can’t wait to get the opportunity to stay here though and write this review from a guests point of view.

Zeeshan Aslam

Not sure what the fuss is all about. 3 meals a day and a nice bed with toilet and sink facilities. Could do with an upgrade in terms of paint. Stay as long as you want at no expense to yourself.

minaal

the food here was outrageous! all my neighbours were screaming all night long i couldnt get any sleep. there was a 'no phones allowed' policy so i couldnt even complain to the reception? and why was i force fed many different drugs and even given a few injections on my bottom!! fix this place NOW!!!!! it is a mess and i will NOT be planning on coming back!!!

Chuck U Farley

I’m rating it 3 stars only because my neighbour kept screaming all night. My room didn’t have a phone so I couldn’t call the front desk to complain. Couldn’t open my own door (fire hazard?) so I had to yell to get the attention of any hotel staff that were close. Turns out I may have knocked my head whilst yelling for service because I woke up in a different room with a complimentary dressing gown already fitted, albeit rather tightly. Been stuck here for a while and this bloody door won’t open either.

Faiyaz Ahmed

Fun day out, would've been nicer if they accepted Merlin pass but you can't have everything ig

fzafg

Food wasnt very good. But ill give them two stars as they gave me free clothes (the jacket was a bit tight tho). The rooms were pretty small though. The good thing is there were alot of drugs there so i felt pretty good

dan foley

Great place for a weekend away, stunning view and great staff. The escape room was great fun for all the family, which I didn't know I had, The pills were on par even though they made me see smells and taste colours. But overall a great stay. I saw the face of God and it was weeping.

Tom

I tried the escape room here and found it easy enough, there was even a cool light show at the end mixed with a loud siren. The food is world class and the beds are top notch. I even got to try some of thier magical injection with the lovely men in the white coats. Would definitely recommend for family days out with small children.